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March 2011 JOKE of the Month

A Letter to the Men’s Helpline:

Hi Andy, I really need your advice on a serious problem:

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. Read the rest of this entry »

A Bit Of Humor …

St. Peter is a fair man …

It got crowded in heaven so, for one day and one day only, it was decided to only accept people who had really bad day on the day they died.

St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, “Tell me about the day you died.” The man said, “Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn’t find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, of which I died from.”

St. Peter couldn’t deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in. He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. “Well, sir, it was awful,” said the second man. “I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floorapartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!”

St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job. “Tell me about the day you died?” he said to the third man in line. “OK, picture this; I’m naked, hiding inside a refrigerator….”

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Don’t Worry About The Survey … LOL

Homeowner To Prospective Buyer:

“Don’t waste your money on a survey.  If you want to know exactly where the property line is, just watch the neighbor cut the grass.”

Flowers For Any Occasion … LOL

It Could Happen To Anyone

A client bought a new home and the broker wanted to send flowers for the occasion.   They arrived at the home and the owner read the card; it said “Rest in Peace”.

The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist said. “Sir, I’m really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry you should imagine this: somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, “Congratulations on your new home”.

Have a fantastic weekend,

Jason Kapit, Esq./Agent and the entire Real Estate On Tap team

Regarding Your Mortgage … LOL

If you think no one cares you’re alive, miss a couple of house payments.